Yamaha just unveiled a 5-disc CD changer like it’s 2002 – Secret Santa, take a hint

I’m a woman of peace, but I’m prepared to bare-knuckle fight you for Yamaha’s new 5-disc CD changer in the new year if Santa doesn’t get this memo by Christmas. 

That’s right, the CD changer has risen from my 2002 house party photos (kept in a box under my bed) and into present day, thanks to the just-unveiled Yamaha CD-C603.